Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (November 20, 2020)

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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/EventHorizon121 3 days ago 7 5 6 S 6 8 2 It must have been weird being the first historian ever. "What are you doing?" "Just writing down stuff that's happening." "Why?" "It might be interesting to read about in the future."
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/Datunoboio 6 days ago 3 Some parking spots make more in an hour than workers on a minimum wage salary.
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    Text - A r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Ocars22 1 day ago 4 O 5 3 2 3 the more times you're late for a zoom because of "internet problems", the more convincing it is.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Big-Money-Sloth 4 days ago & S 2 e O Skyscrapers weigh a lot more during work hours.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/KomodoJo3 3 days ago 33 Most of us have dead bodies in our refrigerators, they just aren't people.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/__bigbackclock_ 5 days ago 2 2 O S If you are 30 years old, you have celebrated one month of birthday.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/therealgold55 3 days ago 2 3 Having to knock loudly on a door more than once is one of the most underratedly uncomfortable things out there
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/DisconnectedAG 1 day ago 9 2 2 2 Wireless phone chargers actually give you less freedom because you can't use your phone while charging and have to keep it in one place.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/fwalsh108 3 days ago You have probably made multiple decisions that saved your life without you ever realising it.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/TomerHorowitz 6 days ago 2 3 2 Sometimes finding a clever way to cheat in a test tests your intelligence better then the actual test
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    Text - A r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/trippy71 3 days ago All retired bomb disposal engineers were really good at their jobs.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/Popeye1608 6 days ago One of the 3 rules of a genie is you can't wish for more wishes, but no one ever said anything about not wishing for more magic lamps.
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    Text - A r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/UOThief 1 day ago Life insurance is death insurance with a positive marketing spin.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/tgk1729 2 days ago A single bad deed can deem you a bad person but a single good deed does not deem you a good person.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/french_sheppard 6 days ago Happy endings massages are redundant - you've already released your tension from the massage. What we really need are happy endings root canals.

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